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Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.
Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
by phikus October 3, 2018
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porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.
Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !
by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018
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Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.
How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?
by Suhycide January 25, 2019
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Porcelain potluck

When you either shit or piss into a toilet that already has shit or piss in it that’s not your own.
I hate using public bathroom, chances are there’s a porcelain potluck in the only open stall that I’ll have to contribute to.
by Lameone January 29, 2019
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Priceys

Priceys are a group of people who have come together to support Sean and Conor Price, Friendships have been made because of this
Wow I'm glad I became a Priceys
by MyPseudonym021 February 23, 2019
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Preceptalusion

The illusion that is given by the deception of the ones observing and making false statements of the perceived. Your vision is what I make it . True vision is what I want you to see. your knowledge is a lacking of what is really the truth in becoming.
Your preceptalusion is at my expense because you give me excitement and knowledge to know how you’re supposed to be focused on observation and determination. I’m determined to see how fake people will go to try to twist and manipulate a situation yet living within a lie of there own self
by Underestimated June 4, 2019
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porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore
she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet
by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019
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