1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.
See also "Whore Semen"
See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
by Howard Pickman March 15, 2004
Get the Penis Mightiermug. 
by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017
Get the penis in assmug. by hamborgorboy2000 July 19, 2020
Get the Brownie Penismug. Another term for getting fucked over
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
Get the penis pumpedmug. Someone who finds a deep meaning in every modern art piece. He considers himself a deep thinker but he’s just a douche bag.
by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness June 10, 2018
Get the Artsy Penismug. An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’
by Og Onion God February 12, 2018
Get the attack penismug.