Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 20, 2021
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Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.
Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together
by Denson Coorson II September 04, 2023
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Johnny Dingo

A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.
1: You getting hammered tonight bro?

2: Oh brother, I'm going full Johnny Dingo tonight!
by Elnagger May 03, 2024
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Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt
by Cage gay February 11, 2020
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Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin
Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
by Meat itteruptted June 23, 2023
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Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
by Mmxu November 24, 2021
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Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.
Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!
by synthwavesun January 24, 2025
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