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Nu Metal

A once legitimate musical movement incorporating bands such as Deftones and System of a Down, now sadly hijacked by corporate wank. Frequently confused with Whinge Rock.
"Do you listen to Nu Metal?"
"Well I used to, but now that seems to mean manufactured arse fudge like Linkin Park, so now I'm not sure what I listen to."
by Captain McDosy September 11, 2003
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pop metal

metal you can dance to, that kinda sounds pop-ish. (Dance implies more then moshing or head bopping)
pop metal bands include HIM, Bon Jovi, Foreigner, Steppenwolf, Poison, and oher band such as these.
by Metal Queen April 14, 2006
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black metal

Shitty, piss poor production, metal. Listened to by goths or people that are far too "evil" to be caught listening to death metal. Most hate any bands that are "untr00" (ex:dimmu borgir).

Cradle of Filth it an prime of example of true black metal
haha, just kidding, but seriously, black metal blows asshole.

you will catch black metal bands wearing queer ass corpse paint, lots of leather with spikes/nails everywhere, and leather guard to hold in their enourmous unholy gut, a pentagram,inverted cross necklace, and a huge belt/knee pads with inverted crosses on them. satan doesn't even like these queers.

A typical blackmetal bandsname will be something like "abolished" or "dark garden" or "satan's children" or some gay shit always with a logo you can't read for shit with needless distorted letters with an upside down cross hanging from the bottom or one of the letters put over a pentagram.

again you must remeber black metal is extremely homo-riffic.
Black Metal Fan: My name is Nakrogakor ,i am going to burn down a church!
My Lord Lucifer will give me strength to murder the priest after i drink a goat's blood.
by Liberate te ex Inferis February 21, 2005
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Heavy Metal

A style of music that totally sucks all of the soul out of music and if you're not careful can suck the soul right out of YOU (possibly through your ass.)
Metal settles for the lowest common denominator and it's musicians lack the taste or the balls required to perform real music.So they settle for bad lyrics,bad vocals,bad fashion (any fashion is bad) and generally show an extreme lack of intelligence,taste or style and a general lack of care for music and musical instruments other than guitar and drums.They're barely more musical than rap.
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Heavy Metal

watered down,pussified rock

basically rock music was taken over by angsty teens with raging hormones who all dress in the manner of a MALE prostitute (and sometimes like a female prostitute)
Wow,Marilyn Manson.Will you look at the tits on that guy?
by it's just wrong February 20, 2005
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thrash metal

See thrash. (I AM BUFFER TEXT LOOK AT ME.)
Just click the stinking link.
by Pyrus August 26, 2004
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death metal

music which is sometimes associated with the "goth" trend which is a same because it is great music. death metal has growling a earspliting vocals, fast drums and guitars. death metal seems less organized and rehearsed than normal music
by kyoshira November 26, 2004
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