The Joshher method

its where you cut a tiny slit in the dick and you violently cum in it untill the skin degloves from the dick and you pour honey and salt and rub it in the flesh and dip it into mountin dew

my friend was acting up so i used the joshher method on them and they calmed down

by joshher method December 16, 2025

The Chaos Method

Burning down your friend's house for saying something very retarded

I used The Chaos Method on my friend because he said he jerks off to his mother

by ChaoticGoober December 16, 2025

The RPC Method

The RPC Method is a white collar crime, where an individual takes money raised in a fundraiser, and buys a bad quality thing with it to pocket rest of the money for themselves.

Because of The RPC Method we got fucking FAKE LOVE which is so ass for 7k just so the epstein collegue RPC can pocket 2k for himself.

by runaw December 26, 2025

The Birchall Method

Placing a pillow underneath a woman's lower back during missionary sex.

The Birchall Method- Conducted by a member of the Birchall family during missionary sex

by B Method January 8, 2026

Justin Tolly Method

To quickly flash someone with your penis while in a body of water with multiple people

“He used the Justin Tolly Method in the pool.”

by LittleChvd January 11, 2026

Hammer and sickle method

It is where you masterbate and when you cum you smash the cum with the hammer which gets it all over your face and then you use the sickle to “cut off” the cum from your dick

Yo bro I had the best hammer and sickle method ever! It went everywhere!

by The bed method January 16, 2026

The Transatlantic method

The Transatlantic method is where you get your trans friend of either gender and if a trans boy you grab each other’s dicks and say “FIRE IN THE HOLE” and fill the room with cum then grab a canoe and fuck in the canoe while the room is filled with cum but if it’s a trans girl you combine both pussy juice and cum together and fill the room with the mixture and also grab a canoe and fuck in it

Mitchell: Ahh my n-word! Your trans rights?
Jess: yeah why?
Mitchell: wanna to the Transatlantic method?
Jess: sure

by The bed method January 21, 2026