is a person who is in the lack of wippeing their ass after a bowel movement.......
akward.
tip:
wipe front to back. ------>
akward.
tip:
wipe front to back. ------>
by catlisslatoy vulgarity101 Inc. April 03, 2009
An extremely insecure little guy who screams instead of talking. He has a severe hatred of women and loves talking about killing them. Mark Bidets are also extremely racist, homophobic and transphobic. Mostly because of the insecurities. Bidet is a strange species, claiming to be an oppressed white male until called racist, then immediately screaming “OMG I’M CUBAN!” Will eventually self destruct.
by Trinketlaundromatlady November 27, 2019
Mark Texiera the best first basemen in all of major leauge baseball. Plays for the awesomest team in major league baseball (New York Yankees)
Mark Texiera is such a beast
by yankeeking400300 January 11, 2010
by Zsal September 24, 2018
to stretch out a story for an extremely long period of time. Can also be used as "marking it up", where the marker is marking the situation up.
I just listened to this guy tell the classic "chicken crossing the road" joke. It took that guy like 15 minutes to tell the story, he totally knows how to mark it up!
by Loan Agent July 19, 2009
by River1218 December 14, 2016