net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money

Bernie Sanders is a net jew

by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017

A Jew Move

When a Jew does something very shady.

For ex: Rips you off.

You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.

Fuck man! What a Jew Move!

by Dbs310 December 7, 2021

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017

Klondike Jew

A Jewish person that resides within the Dominion of Canada.

...A Klondike Jew, that's what you are!

by DrHungDaddy420 September 25, 2015

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 18, 2012