car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy
“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!
by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022
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shopping classy

shopping classy is the girl that everyone is jealous of , she is the most beautiful girl you ' ll ever see in your entire life time , she also makes the boys crazy so you better watch out Ladies .
Shopping classy , she 'll steal your MAN and your GROCERIES .
by GOD.dictinary May 29, 2018
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shack shopping

In remote unpopulated areas, such as the desert or swamp, the pastime of some desert dwellers or swamp denizens to enter unoccupied, but inhabited, structures to locate and remove items that might be useful to them although those items are owned by someone else.
Hey, it’s a full moon, let’s go shack shopping for a replacement frying pan.
by Ally Oop October 1, 2020
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Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.
"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
by ItsRonny January 7, 2025
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Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store
I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up
by Dead Stu April 14, 2022
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Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.
"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."
by m0thra June 18, 2025
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Urban Shopping

When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.
I caught three hood rats in the middle of urban shopping my neighbor's house.
by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020
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