when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
by Charlie December 30, 2003
Get the Gobble the Goose mug.Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008
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by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006
Get the goose egg mug.by shawtyslayer March 5, 2021
Get the Silly Goose mug.Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?
Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.
Bob: What?
Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.
Bob: What?
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012
Get the Goose Neck mug.An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.
Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.
Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the goose egg mug.After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.
After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.
by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006
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