German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 7, 2022

German salute

When you stand up with a raging boner

Yo that guys doing a German salute

by Orbert November 7, 2021