Epicopter

Used to indicate that something is above and beyond epic; "uber-epic", per se. Essentially saying that it can't get any better than this.

:Sean: Guess what!?! Last night I went out on a date with the hottest chick in school! AND today I won the state lotto! AND a fortune cookie told me that tomorrow holds great great pleasure!

:Dustin: *blink* EPICOPTER!

by Fuzzy Ketchup March 10, 2009

Epicalarious

A word used to describe when something or someone is simultaneously epic and hilarious.

Person 1: OMG i can't decide whether i should laugh or stand amazed at how awesome that was!

Person 2: BOTH! It was epicalarious.

by Umbilical cord September 7, 2010

Epicology

The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.

1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.

by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

Epicosity

A type of measurement used in association with Epicology, used to study the Value of one's Epic-ness

1. The epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeballs from 100ft is pretty damn high

2. A 'Sean Connery' is the maximum level of epicosity
a) Chuck Norris = about half a Sean Connery epicosity.

3. Prepare for Maximum epicosity!

by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

epicene

an interesting term, now little used, that can refer to angrogyny, gender neutrality, bisexual attraction, or cross-gender identification.

jamie picked up the word 'epicene' one day, and it just seemed to fit.

by dagger_grrl February 28, 2004

Epicdank

Epicdank is a word that can be used to describe anything that is epic, dank, or magicdank. But it isn't limited to that, it can mean so much more. Epicdank has Epicdank potential.

Alex: "Oh my god I was schnitzin SO hard during lunch today"
Noah: "Epicdank dude!"
Jonah: "It ain't even like that... But it's o k.

Noah: "Don't fuck with Miriam... It's epicMAGICdank"
Jonah: "it's o k..."

by XWING November 25, 2009

epicologist

One who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. These people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.
If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
A) Shake their hand
B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)
C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic

How to identify a epicologist:
There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.

Examples of an epicologist are:
Neil Bohr due to one of his quotes
Neo from the Matrix
Stewy from Family Guy
and many others.

by Jerzxu April 2, 2008