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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)
Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.
by baddboyy October 15, 2011
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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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muggy cunt

1) A gentleman who is trying to make you look a fool in front of your associates.

2) A reputedly nasty character of less than average intelligence.
Your not football supporters, your fucking muggy little cunts

I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt
by Johnny S December 19, 2005
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Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it
Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper
by BSkinn January 21, 2010
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Cunt Diamond

The little piece of sunlight below a girls vagina when she's wearing lulu lemons and her legs are together. Approximately 2cm x 2cm of pure perfection.
(walking behind a girl at a mall only to see a nice cunt diamond) "Yo Alvin are you seeing what i am seeing" Al- " Ya T-bone that's one of the best cunt diamond's i have ever seen!"
by Ty " the beefhook" Taylor April 19, 2011
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cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.
Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.
by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016
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cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.
1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.
by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008
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