fucky crab

A crab who is fucking retarted.

That is one fucky crab right there!

by Evan52098 December 12, 2024

Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025

crabs pic

abs pic

finna send me a crabs pic?

by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022

Crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange river. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me crabbing"

by Wulfnir88 September 9, 2018

crab man

crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML

" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"

by FM VII June 15, 2023

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022