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Crab Pagoon

1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.

2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.
I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!
by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025
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Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.
Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025
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Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?
by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
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The crab

So.. uhhh… the crab
by Rocky’s side piece November 19, 2025
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Crab

UK military slang for a member of the Royal Airforce
How many people have the Crabs shot down since 1945?
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.
by Maggie T November 21, 2025
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A hoe that jumps from person to person that is also infested with crabs.
“ I’m pretty sure that hoe slept with half my friends list, and she gave them crabs. “
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
by Close2Calamity December 25, 2025
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Crabs

Used as a stand in for, "Amazing", or "Good"
Meaning something is high quality.
"Girl did you see Maria's hair yesterday?"
"I know it was totally crabs!"
by Maria_Two22 January 20, 2025
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