Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.

Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."

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The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on

I love gooning with my computer

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Computer stupid

“Computer stupid” An answer rendered via AI and a computer that is presented as a reasonably wise and well researched answer until analysed by a live human being that sees how stupid/ incorrect/ impractical the answer is in reality.

the answer is in reality.

I initially thought that the Google Maps recommended driving/route directions, and the associated alternative routes to my destination looked efficient but when I actually examined the proposed routes, I quickly realized it was a computer stupid answer, as the alternative recommended route showed entering a single entrance/exit neighborhood, driving around in the neighborhood, and then exiting the neighborhood via the same single entry entrance/ exit to continue the same route.

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