Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 07, 2021

Number 3

Slang for diarrhea.

As a resulting of eating that bad chili, I had to go Number 3 in the toilet all day.

by Tony Splagola October 22, 2019

Number 3

Number 3 is a term for ejaculation

Man 1:Sorry i had to go to the bathroom
Man 2:Number 1 or number 2?
Man 1:Number 3

by hjbdvhjbvfdhjbfvdb November 08, 2020

Number 3

cum

Number 1: pee
Number 2: poo
Number 3: cum

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 15, 2021

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Number 3

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

by Goot_63 January 06, 2025