Standard Definition:
An SUV bitch is a particular group of American females who drive a large luxury or high end foreign SUV.
SUV bitches are hostile, domineering, inconsiderate, rude, and often deadly drivers. They are often seen cutting other drivers off, tailgating motorists, and refusing to let motorists merge onto freeways. These actions often lead to traffic accidents in which an innocent civilian is maimed by an SUV bitch.
Most SUV bitches will only drive luxury or high end crossover SUVs manufactured by Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Land Rover, Volkswagen, or Infiniti. Studies have show that most SUV bitches have no need drive such a large and expensive SUV; however, scientists are constantly baffled as more SUV bitches appear on America's motorways. It has been theorized that the SUV bitch drives luxury SUVs as a sign of socioeconomic status and social dominance.
Average American motorists need to be cautious around SUV bitches while on the roadway. The SUV bitch often does not focus on the aspect of driving and is primarily concerned with other factors. Factors such as, talking or texting on the cellphone, putting on makeup, or chatting with friends.
Most SUV bitches are white females around the ages of 18 and up. SUV bitches around the age of 18-25 are more likely to cause accidents.
When you see an SUV bitch on the roadway. Follow these safety guidelines provided by the National Transportation and Safety Board.
1. Maintain a distance of at least 4 car lengths away from the SUV bitch.
2. If the SUV bitch trailing behind you closely. Safely pull over and let the SUV bitch drive ahead.
3. When crossing an intersection with no stoplight or sign, remember that SUV bitches always have the right of way.
4. When merging onto a highway be prepared to yield to SUV bitches speeding in the right lane
An SUV bitch is a particular group of American females who drive a large luxury or high end foreign SUV.
SUV bitches are hostile, domineering, inconsiderate, rude, and often deadly drivers. They are often seen cutting other drivers off, tailgating motorists, and refusing to let motorists merge onto freeways. These actions often lead to traffic accidents in which an innocent civilian is maimed by an SUV bitch.
Most SUV bitches will only drive luxury or high end crossover SUVs manufactured by Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Land Rover, Volkswagen, or Infiniti. Studies have show that most SUV bitches have no need drive such a large and expensive SUV; however, scientists are constantly baffled as more SUV bitches appear on America's motorways. It has been theorized that the SUV bitch drives luxury SUVs as a sign of socioeconomic status and social dominance.
Average American motorists need to be cautious around SUV bitches while on the roadway. The SUV bitch often does not focus on the aspect of driving and is primarily concerned with other factors. Factors such as, talking or texting on the cellphone, putting on makeup, or chatting with friends.
Most SUV bitches are white females around the ages of 18 and up. SUV bitches around the age of 18-25 are more likely to cause accidents.
When you see an SUV bitch on the roadway. Follow these safety guidelines provided by the National Transportation and Safety Board.
1. Maintain a distance of at least 4 car lengths away from the SUV bitch.
2. If the SUV bitch trailing behind you closely. Safely pull over and let the SUV bitch drive ahead.
3. When crossing an intersection with no stoplight or sign, remember that SUV bitches always have the right of way.
4. When merging onto a highway be prepared to yield to SUV bitches speeding in the right lane
Randy: "Craig what the hell happened to you!?"
Craig: "I was on my way to work when I was blindsided by an SUV bitch in a white Land Rover"
Randy: "What the fuck?"
Craig: "Yeah, I was merging onto the interstate when some 20 something SUV bitch struck me from behind going ten miles over the speed limit"
Randy: "Dear God!"
Craig: "Turns out she was texting her friend Alexis and she never saw me"
Randy: "You need to take this to court!"
Craig: "I wish but my lawyer said I was at fault!"
Randy: "How?"
Craig: "I should have yielded....."
Doctor: "Craig, I have to amputate your left leg. I'm sorry but it hasn't healed and its infected"
Craig: "I was on my way to work when I was blindsided by an SUV bitch in a white Land Rover"
Randy: "What the fuck?"
Craig: "Yeah, I was merging onto the interstate when some 20 something SUV bitch struck me from behind going ten miles over the speed limit"
Randy: "Dear God!"
Craig: "Turns out she was texting her friend Alexis and she never saw me"
Randy: "You need to take this to court!"
Craig: "I wish but my lawyer said I was at fault!"
Randy: "How?"
Craig: "I should have yielded....."
Doctor: "Craig, I have to amputate your left leg. I'm sorry but it hasn't healed and its infected"
by Backyard Justice May 13, 2008
The "Trash bitch" is known widely around the world as an oral sex position. The women is squatted down, while the man is standing in front of her. As the man is ready, he will step on the woman's foot and she will open her mouth as if she was a trash can. The man will blow his load in her mouth and as he takes his foot off of hers she will close her mouth and swallow his semen.
by Mr.Niggerdick May 28, 2015
an exchange of words that occured between Kim Taehyung and Park Jimin regarding how similar both words sound.
this expression is widely used by no-jams and ARMYs who are nostalgic and miss 2013-2014.
this expression is widely used by no-jams and ARMYs who are nostalgic and miss 2013-2014.
by jinspotato July 11, 2018
You are Bitch-free when you have just broken up with some boring chick.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.
by pouf November 18, 2011
by Stevie-C July 7, 2005
When you're xc skiing and you yell "Track!" but the person in front of you refuses to get out of the way.
Also applies to a person that you do pass, which therefore makes them your bitch.
Also applies to a person that you do pass, which therefore makes them your bitch.
Marissa: Jane, be careful of that skier up ahead, she's a total track bitch.
Jane: Oh that girl? She's already my track bitch. I passed her at the start of the race.
Jane: Oh that girl? She's already my track bitch. I passed her at the start of the race.
by xcskiier2400 December 31, 2011
When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
by SlopNChop March 29, 2017