beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

Beach day

a tradition of fucking on the beach

BEACH DAYYYYY

by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022

Phuqqing beach

The pronunciation spelling of ‘f***ing b*tch’. Also a term of abuse and disparagement

For example, you PHUQQING BEACH, what are u doing right now

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.

Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.

by fucklasalle April 24, 2021

Nude Beach Handshake

When two men greet each other shake with a shake, and their hands don't touch.

At Little Beach watched two guys do a Nude Beach Handshake then head into the trees.

by DocDro July 26, 2025

Beach

A substitute for bitch. Meaning someone who has multiple visitors daily who swim in her waters.

She is such a beach

by Fuzzy_lifts October 25, 2020

The Beach Boys

The American equivalent of The Beatles. They were the only band that could rival The Beatles' popularity. Back in the day, they were one of the biggest bands in the world, and they're still surprisingly still active today. With two of the original members, no less...even though they're in their eighties.

While The Beach Boys' popularity waned considerably after the 1970's, they did make a brief comeback in 1988 with the song "Kokomo" and again in 2012 with their 50th anniversary tour. Despite this, they're still not as popular as they once were, for obvious reasons and not so obvious reasons. They're washed up, if you will.

Some of their most popular songs include:
-Surfin' USA
-California Girls

-Don't Worry Baby
-The aforementioned "Kokomo"
- God Only Knows
-Good Vibrations
-I Get Around
-And more...

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2022