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Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch
life’s a beach now life’s a bitch
by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019
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Beach

Man she’s a beach
by Coolguy69000 April 8, 2020
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Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.
I've got a case of Beach AIDS
by Doogle33 June 16, 2017
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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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Kelly beach

A slang term for a member of the transgener community as referenced in Vampire Diaries By Bonnie Bennet. A very niche term but with deep history. Can be used disparagingly and as a way to be transphobic but it's always up for interpretation!
Look at the shower curtain on 'Kelly beach' she looks a hot- can you still say *tranny* mess?
by Niche Teacher April 6, 2025
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Tittydong Beach

Rename of the local “Secret’s Beach” just off Small Beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.
Let’s go get loose at Tittydong Beach! Be careful though, the turtles might bite off your juicy meat.
by Mojomanocho July 10, 2022
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Fairfield Beach

Kick ass people. Everyone knows everyone. Jump on ur golf cart and go visit the lake and local bars. Millersport and Thornville have nothing on Fairfield beachers.
Let’s go to Fairfield Beach and play in the sand!
by Skaylor February 16, 2021
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