Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

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fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

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Spinning Beach Ball of Death

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.

Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?

by fakename06 December 28, 2018

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Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

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York Beach

A small town on the coast of southern Maine with nice beaches. Its quiet all year with only a couple thousand residents, but once the summer comes the population turns to 52,000 people. Mostly all Massholes invading Maine for their annual summer vacation. And people from New York too who are sick of being home.

"Yo man you coming to York Beach this summer to piss off all the locals."

"You know it."

by masshole1212 August 27, 2013

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