The unreasonable fear of bacon and bacon products; the fear of consuming products containing hidden bacon ingredients
The pgychologist diagnosed Kintock's baconphobia and prescribed treatment by instructing him to eat 100% bacon three times daily for one year.
by Kintock November 2, 2017
Get the baconphobia mug.Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
by HJIL December 4, 2017
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by Bacon_boy_33 February 8, 2019
Get the Bacon_Boy_33 mug.When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.
Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.
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Get the Potato bacon mug.An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.
Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”
Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”
Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”
by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 7, 2020
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