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An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.
Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch
by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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