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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023
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Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.
Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.
by BlahVol December 24, 2023
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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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the meaning of "most skibidi barber from ohio" is when you get a fresh cut but your friends call you out because your barber is from Ohio
bro imagine having the most skibidi barber from ohio
by MajmunSaGrane December 27, 2024
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Gru Gru Ballerina

Rahhing stitch stomped on the marvel meter with help from gru gru ballerina.
by sanxrio June 25, 2025
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