Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them

Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes

by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito August 23, 2016

Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole

god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery

by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017

asshole stinger

after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.

the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.

by BUTT MAN December 31, 2013

Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.

"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"

by bunterr August 14, 2018

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015