Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!
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Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay
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A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
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Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.
Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.
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he's so pretty, his name must be robert!
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Robert is a nice caring friend. He is super sweet and would do anything for anyone. He is super smart and will help you with anyone. He would probabaly end up having s girlfriend named Amy, Joanna, or Lily
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I would do gay butt sex with Robert
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