the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
Get the boner train mug.When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 14, 2016
Get the Jean Boner mug.Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr
by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019
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Get the Stock Boner mug.(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.
Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.
by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022
Get the Hate Boner mug.A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.
Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
by xerb May 2, 2019
Get the hell boner mug.Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
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