she didn't even leave me on read

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.

Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.

by Sojourner--- October 11, 2019

Did he die? / Did she die?

A stupid and annoying internet meme, usually found in the comments of a Youtube video of a funny accident etc.

Most commonly, in the comments of Failblog.org's FAIL videos posted on Youtube.

"Did he die? / Did she die?" in action:

*Video of a person slipping on a banana peel in front of a crowd. Then getting up and walking away embarassed.*

Comments:

-1-
A: Did he/she die?
B: Ye he died right after the vid stopped LOL...

-2-
A: That guy died...
B: Wha? No way... Really???
A: Jonas Brothers say yes OMGLOL!!! :D:D:D

by M.K. from Estonia. May 28, 2009

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 05, 2008

she took the slow train from philly

A phrase which refers to the promiscuousness of a female.

"I heard that chick has slept with a lot of dudes"
"I know. She took the slow train from Philly"

by Dash G October 28, 2007

Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.

Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by j john October 25, 2017

ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

by the greedy talker April 21, 2016

Dude she laughed my dick out

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

by Shim 504 April 28, 2017