Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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batting practice

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down
by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009
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Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat
by Skinny Junior January 05, 2022
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I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
by JR2082 October 17, 2023
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spread-bat

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
by Rob April 28, 2023
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Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.
by Goose Hunter November 23, 2023
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Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them
Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town
by Markbabi March 21, 2017
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