two bagger and some tape 

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

tapioca in the dark 

A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")

-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"

tapioca in the dark by titty slapper May 20, 2014

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

Tapechoke 

It is a 3 or under aged boy or girl that has choked on tape

My daughter Ana had tapechoke

Tapechoke by Noel369 March 26, 2021

Tape Fan 

A person who is a fan of a genre but only in a modified form from it's original medium. These term is commonly attributed to people who like comic books but know nothing about them outside of what they learn from movies, T.V. or what they are told by other people. This term was cleary created when video tape was the best method for watching shows and movies.

Guy one: "Dude the story between The Mandarin and Iron man is so cool the whole technology Vs. Magic thing is pretty awesome."
Guy two: "yeah but Tony Starks pro slavery stance in the civil war serise still gets to me."
Guy one: "ugh we are not getting into this again."
Guy three: "what magic? The Mandarin was just a puppet for A.I.M. and when did Tony Stark go back in time and fight the Civil war?
Guy two: "God your such a damn tape fan crack open a comic book."

Tape Fan by fader48080 January 20, 2014

tapti 

An amazing woman with striking features and beautiful hair. Shes the kind of girl your buddies like, but also the type of girl you want to show off. A girl with an incredibly voracious appetite, yet she somehow maintains a hot figure. She is always adventerous in bed, and she is the type of girl that once you meet her, you can't get her off your mind. Sexy! She is a great friend to everyone, and never judges. Intelligence and sarchastic humor are her strong points.

She's beautiful inside out, she has the most amazing eyes, and cute cheeks, she can be bitchy at times but she always has a reason, you'll be lucky to date a Tapti since she is a hopeless romantic, but if you upset her, she will switch to her bad side and be somewhat karma. Best to keep her before someone else catches her. She also has the most amazing smile, you'll fall for her in 10 seconds, she had sexy dance moves too...

Johnny- O my gosh, look at that gorgeous brunette.

Oliver- Which one?

Johnny- That tall one standing with those other girls, she is laughing and wearing those amazing shoes.

Oliver- Wow.

Johnny- Bet you a million dollars that her name is Tapti.

Oliver- No way, I'm not gonna take that bet. Her name couldn't be anything else.

tapti by OLIVE January 26, 2013