Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

obnoxious twat

Someone who thinks they are the best thing ever.

One who thinks he is champagne in a tall glass, yet they are infant warm piss in a plastic up.

You know Mo, he's an obnoxious twat he is

by R@ch October 13, 2016

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.

Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.

by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016

tweeker twat

A female tweekers vagina.

Bruh you didn't hit that did you? She had that tweeker twat.

by Mak M July 27, 2016