A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.
by t89472 August 30, 2010
Get the Twat Swattermug. by Smithert April 6, 2019
Get the Twat shotmug. Slang; Noun:
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
Get the Twat Teasemug. This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".
Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
Get the Twat Swattermug. When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."
Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.
by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017
Get the Oyster Twatmug. A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.
The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.
The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.
The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
Get the Tater Twatmug. The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.
That was an awful twat cloud.
(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!
Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!
Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018
Get the Twat cloudmug.