cincinnati bow ties 

A sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male thrusts his penis down her throat until flush with her face. Once this is achieved the scrotum of the man can be lain down with her neck betwixt each ball. This results in the appearance of a skin bow tie. Some have speculated that if the mans pubic hairs are cut in a certain way the woman will resemble Groucho Marx when properly executed.

She took my Cincinnati bow ties and wore it like a champ.

cincinnati bow ties by Sigmund Freud May 31, 2017

Time magazine 

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.

I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie

Time magazine by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Time Attack 

1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.

2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.

NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.

1. I'm not going through a time attack on anything unless I'm sure I know what I'm doing.

2. Drag Racing involves going for a time attack.

Time Attack by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 19, 2009

workin' part time 

someone who is giving a half ass effort, not giving it your all but acting as if you are

"I gave it my best shot, but it just didn't work out."

"No bro, you're workin' part time.

workin' part time by The mayor of Neckburn February 9, 2010

Filipino Time 

means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...

Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?

Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...

Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!

**Filipino Time**

Filipino Time by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009

mexican time 

usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.

"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."

mexican time by citlali October 26, 2003

time of the month 

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

time of the month by sleazeee November 17, 2009