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Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair
I had sex with a soft cactus
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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Soft-Core violence

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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soft number

A slang term for an easy job.
- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!
by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022
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soft

Derek - Man I love her sooo much
Justin - Jesus you're soft
by NescotCollegeSucks July 26, 2018
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Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.
Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.
by I-Am-The-Cold August 10, 2015
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Soft

1) curly shepard is so soft!
by Jejejeeh July 17, 2018
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soft

soft, ure good
by tngina November 4, 2020
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