slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 20, 2015

Slither Slapped

When you are slapped by a snake.
The fun after the foreplay when your in bed.

He slither slapped her last night.

by Fetus Deletus Hippity B December 07, 2018

Wank Slap

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.

I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.

by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

kooka slap

The act of having sexual intercourse for an extended period of time. Afterwards falling asleep and having the feeling that you have been knocked out or slapped.

Jeremy: dude I would have came over but I got kooka slapped.

Ron: what! You know what that's ok man, I bet it was great!

by duker33 March 13, 2013

panocha slap

A panocha slap is when you take your phat ass Mexican pussy, grab your man's face and thrust that shit so he gets face deep in that panocha. 🍑👋🏽

That vato was talking too damn much so I panocha slapped his ass and busted a nut.

by Bigassedmexican March 06, 2016

Glizzy Slap

When you and your homie and going to town on a woman and she grabs both your glizzy's at the same time and smacks them together causing the Glizzy Slap

"Me and my homie, were going to town on a girl last night. Was fun and games till she grabbed both our glizzy's and did the ol' faithful Glizzy Slap"

by BrodieJF May 11, 2021