Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012

Secretary of Pleasury

A milf secretary who is a total whore and fucks with her boss. 9 out of ten times the boss is married, and she might have a family of her own too.

On break, i went to hand some papers over to the secretary, and walked out with my dick wet, courtesy of the Secretary of Pleasury

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

secretely we are gay

swag = seceretly we are gay

Person1: i hav swag
Person2: secretely we are gay

by Maxkondar January 13, 2017

SecretiveYannis17

Dumbass cant spell junglebook smhhh and is s fucking simp to fatima

SecretiveYannis17 is a simp for fatima

by FuckPeopleNamedRyan October 17, 2020

ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.

"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

sexcrete

Pertaining to the privacy of an individual's assigned genitalia in a public restroom.

Please be more sexcrete in the ladies' room, and stop obsessing over the existence of my penis.

by Jennyjenburt May 18, 2016