Smacko

Pimp extraordinaire

Smacko owns your bitch ass

by The Lolcatter July 9, 2003

Smarter Child

A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.


The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.

Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...


Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up

by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009

Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009

Smarm

Smarm was the name given to a particularly heavy and cloying hair grease worn by Indian men in the nineteenth century.

Thus a "smarmy" person is cloying, over-ingratiating, oleaginous ("oily"), close, and over-familiar.

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"Who was that man who pretended to know you so well?"

"Oh, Kenneth. Ignore him. He confuses charm with smarm."

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by al-in-chgo March 25, 2010

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

smack-dizzle

Usually refered to as 'Slapping Bitches'

Ima Smack-dizzle that bizzle!

by SlasheR September 21, 2003

Small delectable victories

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

by Donovan May 13, 2005