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pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne
That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess
by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008
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Death by Restrepo

To die while performing the act of Restrepo, death is caused by fractured skull, spinal injuries, internal bleeding, anal ripping/ bleed outs.
The cops asked me what had happened to my girlfriend, i told them she had died when i was having sex with her. I started out by Cavemaning that hoe into a restrepo and when i looked she was dead. so death by restrepo i told the cop.
by sakakichan August 14, 2010
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The Defence Rests

A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.
"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."

"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."
by uofa goer March 20, 2012
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5 star restaurants

fancy eateries that charge a crapload of money for a small dish garnished with herbs, specially cut carrots, a tiny scoop of sauce to dip in, and shaved gold from a bar of gold
I eat at 5 star restaurants. I always order 10mg of caviar and get charged $100.00
by THORRR SMASHHH February 19, 2015
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the young and the restless

Four girls who watch Jeffy, eat chicken Alfredo, and are brown. If you don’t have the young and the restless, you don’t have a good life
“Did you see the young and the restless last night?
“Yeah they were having so much fun!”

“I wish I could be the young and the restless
by jeffyjr12345 December 23, 2017
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can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 3, 2021
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