The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation

Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..

by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019

Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.

Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman

by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

Robert

The boyfriend of Clay

Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay

by John Carver .C April 25, 2021

Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:

Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}

by SADIES:) January 1, 2012

Sloppy Robert

When a homeless man shits on another homeless man

Damn! Did you just see that sloppy Robert!

by Johnny Volume July 5, 2023

Robert Marshall

Tall bitch that wont leave you alone no matter how much you tell him to fuck off

Fuck off Robert Marshall you fucking commie

by SomeRandomBoi2 April 29, 2019

Robert Tan Swee Meng

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.

My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.

by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022