penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis

damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!

by Jenna J January 9, 2006

Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 13, 2008

shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009

Penis

Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.

everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is

by Marquiz Teniente March 4, 2004

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

hand-penis coordination

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.

haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

by aiden amazing November 7, 2007

penis

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

by T-Dog Jenkins March 7, 2005