touchy pants

Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.

Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.

touchy pants by SeeiouslyWTFHandleIsntTaken May 26, 2017

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Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

Shared Pants by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

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Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

Baboon Pants by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018

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Red Pants of Sex

Similar to the elusive Purple Shirt of Sex, the Red Pants of Sex refer to the glorious pair of y-fronts worn by John Watson. The Red Pants originally were the devices of the brilliant Reapersun on Tumblr. The Red Pants of Sex even have their own day of the week (Monday) and are loved by many. In some parts of America and the UK, they are worshipped by many pubescent teens.

God save the Red Pants of Sex.

Red Pants of Sex by Improbablebean May 23, 2018