Oliver

Oliver is a handsome sweet amazing guy who might mess up by doing ONE wrong thing you dislike but even just an hour with him once a week and a glimpse of him on Sundays, he is the guy you stick around for because he is a funny & sweet soul that you shouldn’t let go, because i sure haven’t yet. 3/25/25

Oliver is someone who you won’t want to lose.

by 💗💕 March 25, 2025

oliver

a short feeble individual who will eat anything you give him and is a cutie pie abb.

damn we're at chilis right now i really wish we had an oliver with us.

by antifungus April 23, 2025

Oliver

A fucking tank who is fucking unstoppable. This man can bench 405 for 20 reps without breaking a sweat and is a fucking beast in the gym. This fucking guy is so sexy that it burns the eyes of those who look at him.

"Grandma, why are you blind?"
"I saw Oliver"

by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025

Oliver Mitchell

The Cat

Don't talk to Oliver Mitchell like he is the cat

by Gaypenistoucherperson April 26, 2025

Oliver

Weird gremlin dude who shags mints, like I actually caught him with his micropenis stuck in a polo with 37 tic tacs inside his anus

lucas: Oliver is bumming polos again
Chris Salts: fr what a knob
Gurt: Yo

by BigWillyHarrison May 7, 2025

Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

Oliver

oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh

"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me

by oliver's dickrider June 25, 2025