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Crossing the streams

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more
David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug”
by Bowslosski January 27, 2025
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015
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cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus
"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"
by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
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Cross

ok
cross: ok
me: agreed <3
by yep_still_a_looser_:] October 19, 2021
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cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
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mushroom cross

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018
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