night-desked

to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons

I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.

by soclose2thfinish March 28, 2009

Night Aydes

The act of uncontrollable sneezing, extremely watery eyes, sinus attacks, only happening after dinner when ketchup, or other vinegar products have been consumed or if ketchup packets have been in the vicinity of a Durgan.

At dinner I'll use ketchup on my fries even though it'll bring on a severe csse of night aydes.

I've been blowing my nose all night these night aydes are driving me crazy!

by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014

night factory

Being incredibly lazy, or pretending to form a business but actually do nothing.

"Hey, so how's the business going?"
"Not great to be honest, I've just been doing a night factory..."

by lethersbridge April 20, 2015

Jazz Night

When a couple decide to have some sexy fun.... Turn down the lights, light some candles in the bathroom, and cozy up in a hot bath together. Sex insues while jazz is playing in the background.

"Billy and I are gonna have a Jazz night tonight, so y'all can't come stay with me."

by GoldenFenris October 7, 2015

The Night King

When you ejaculate onto someone covering them from head to toe then stand over top of them with an aerosol can and lighter and attempt to burn them only to see that they have been unscathed.

Candace and I tried to take our sex up a notch... I totally gave her The Night King and she loved it.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Slug Night

A predetermined night in which you are required to take home a slug and have sex with it.

Boys, slug night next Friday. Invite Barbara.

Barbara is a slug.

Ultimate Jabba the Hutt slug takedown in progress, hold my mimosa.

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

The night rider

A mysterious figure that rides it’s skateboard through the night and protects the city of Covina from evil.

Yo Dre look at these skid marks. They must’ve been made by the night rider last night.

by Ramalisious June 5, 2020