monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

monkey sauce

The secretion produced by the female while having sex with her male partner.

I was playing the mating game with Lois all last night. You know, doing that wild thang. Damn if I didn't get her monkey sauce all over the insides of my new tighty whities.

by Digger April 13, 2006

document monkey

1. Attorney tasked to make lists and charts, and distribute multi-colored folders.

2. In-house entertainment for Farley, Potenza and Dougherty.

"Get me those hot docs STAT, document monkey!"

by Farley March 06, 2003

Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 05, 2004

Desert monkey

1) An arab
2) A terrorist
3)someone with a name such as "Ravnete" or "Harsimeron"

Guy1: dude, wanna go over to rabbagees house?

Guy2:fuck that desert monkey

by poopooiinurface May 24, 2009

chunky monkey

A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.

Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003