I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILFO mug.1. A disease which results in a man having an overwhelming desire to have sex with milfs.
2. An obsession with older, desirable women.
2. An obsession with older, desirable women.
by Leo R. December 9, 2008
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by localweeb/k/ommando September 15, 2019
Get the Milfsekai mug.Milford has come so far since I was first enamored with this quaint seaside town more than 25 years ago. It is true that there is an exorbitant amount of adult entertainment facilities in our small city. However, most of them are located in the vacinity of I-95 where the truckers can get some relief from their long hauls. Milford has a wonderful atmosphere and a fierce loyalty among longtime residents. Ignore the Ignoramous above - he's probably jealous because he is constantly losing snowboard contests to Milfordites.
by SUX2BU_2 August 17, 2008
Get the Milford, CT mug.Milfred is a unique and rare name which is used to describe a guy who is popular with the ladies but doesn't give any attention to them. He is confident and knows his value and doesn't want to waste time on any girl. He wants a girl who deserves his attention. Milfred is popular and is the guy who is on the football team. He also somehow gets the best grades in school. He is rich and has it all. But no one understands how he can be so perfect.
guy 1: hey bro , whose that good looking guy? Is that Milfred bro?
guy 2: yeah man, I wish I looked like that.
guy 2: yeah man, I wish I looked like that.
by Stacey Fredisha February 1, 2015
Get the Milfred mug.Milford CT is a small city in western CT. Separated into 3 sections:
Devon/Grove (You get jumped here), Central/Underhill/Meadowside (You buy pot and pills here),
Woodmont (Your a rich faggot).
Everyone here thinks they're either hot shit for being rich or thug cus they live in Devon. Nice beaches, ok bitches, good food. Place to go to buy your drugs of choice if you dont have enough gas money to make it to Waterbury or Bridgeport. Plenty of oxycotin and grow houses.
And there is nothing fun to do here except get fucked up.
Devon/Grove (You get jumped here), Central/Underhill/Meadowside (You buy pot and pills here),
Woodmont (Your a rich faggot).
Everyone here thinks they're either hot shit for being rich or thug cus they live in Devon. Nice beaches, ok bitches, good food. Place to go to buy your drugs of choice if you dont have enough gas money to make it to Waterbury or Bridgeport. Plenty of oxycotin and grow houses.
And there is nothing fun to do here except get fucked up.
"How was is growing up in Milford CT? Were you rich?"
"Yeah but I spent all my money on coke and Smiles Entertainment Center"
"Yeah but I spent all my money on coke and Smiles Entertainment Center"
by SomekidfromCT August 19, 2009
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HISTORY: Originally coined by Mr. Erickson while on combat duty with his buddy Scott, who later went on to study at pretegious Ivy League Schools.
HISTORY: Originally coined by Mr. Erickson while on combat duty with his buddy Scott, who later went on to study at pretegious Ivy League Schools.
by The One and Only Mr. Dubbs March 8, 2008
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