metrosexual

A gay guy who is attracted to women

Paul is gay but is attracted to Sophie. Paul is a metrosexual.

by RetardedMango January 9, 2009

Metrosexual

Gay, but without the homosexual part.

Wow! Look at Tom wearing that pink shirt! Even though he is not gay! How metrosexual of him!

by Noob1 March 22, 2010

Metrosexual

A man who takes care of hisself...well groomed...likes to shop

E Walk...Kappa is a metrosexual

by mividaloca03 November 13, 2010

Metrosexual

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

the male genital..penis

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!

by macmatty January 15, 2006

metrosexual

Straight guy that looks gay.

Noel Fielding is metrosexual.

Amazing hairr.

by nyhahahar January 13, 2008

Metronoming

The act of flexing one's penis while still inside ones partner, like the arm of a metronome.

I was metronoming my gf last night so much that she giggled like a choirgirl.

by Rhoniem February 1, 2017