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metrosexual

Paul is gay but is attracted to Sophie. Paul is a metrosexual.
by RetardedMango January 9, 2009
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Metrosexual

Gay, but without the homosexual part.
Wow! Look at Tom wearing that pink shirt! Even though he is not gay! How metrosexual of him!
by Noob1 March 22, 2010
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Metrosexual

A man who takes care of hisself...well groomed...likes to shop
E Walk...Kappa is a metrosexual
by mividaloca03 November 13, 2010
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Metrosexual

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.
Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
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whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!
by macmatty January 15, 2006
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metrosexual

Straight guy that looks gay.
Noel Fielding is metrosexual.

Amazing hairr.
by nyhahahar January 13, 2008
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Metronoming

The act of flexing one's penis while still inside ones partner, like the arm of a metronome.
I was metronoming my gf last night so much that she giggled like a choirgirl.
by Rhoniem February 1, 2017
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