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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
mugGet the Italian menmug.

Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
mugGet the Italian Sandwichmug.

The Italian helicopter

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.
I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter
by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022
mugGet the The Italian helicoptermug.

italian lube

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
by katya & trixie May 5, 2020
mugGet the italian lubemug.

Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.
OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022
mugGet the Italian Cummug.

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
by Krkič November 25, 2019
mugGet the italian winemug.

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.
1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.
by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018
mugGet the italian tomahawkmug.

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