Head Musher 

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

Head Musher by hookedonhooks May 30, 2011

head houdini 

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

head houdini by antie nae September 27, 2011

Head-Heavy 

When you have shrinkage from either playing sports, or being cold and your knob is bigger than the rest of your penis.

"Hey man, after that game I was soooo head-heavy."

Head-Heavy by TTGG33 November 2, 2011

head bangover 

After an extended period of vigorous head banging the pain, including fatigue you get in the back your neck is known as the head bangover

After the Tenacious D concert all the head-banging gave me a killer "head bangover".

head bangover by twg_slugger July 4, 2012

Head Root 

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.

Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.

Head Root by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013

head lighting 

Driving to a known regular car sex location and high beaming the cars to catch people out on their dirty deads.

Brad: 'yo man, wanna go head lighting?'

Connor: 'yeah dude, let's go catch some dirties!'

head lighting by TheBigCahoona May 18, 2014

head up my ass 

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

head up my ass by radical female May 21, 2014