Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.

Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!

by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010

Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.

"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."

by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009

Hooterbroads

-A female with the intelligence capacity that will only enable her to the accomplishment of being a "hooters girl" for the rest of her life/career. -Pretty stupid girl only good for a guy to do the moterboat between her tits- Wham bam thank you mam stupid-

Male speaking-"Hey, can you touch your elbows together behind your back...?" Girl- " No ... ehh (she's trying) ..no i can't do it(not realizing her boobs just got perked out to this guys face)" Male again- "Man those Hooterbroads are easy"

(I was a Hooter girl and saw this everyday-now I go to college!!)

by DaniR18 October 26, 2006

Pirate Hooker

An awesome cat who lives on whore island

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.

by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

hookerbot

noun: a generic wannabe supermodel who makes limited income at a low paying job who is very pretty and steals all the guys' attention when out at a party or other drinking establishment; she has no intention of entering into a relationship with said victim

I was talking to this great guy at a party when all of his attentions were diverted to some hookerbot displaying her new boobs.

by Diane Love November 2, 2007

hootenanny

Something that occurs in music (usually heavier darker music, i.e. Type O Negative and The 69 Eyes) where the singer sings in an EXAGGERATEDLY deep voice that is past the point of attractiveness and just.....stupid.

Peter Steele and Jyrki 69 need to just CUT that hootenanny out!

by Titty Bob October 30, 2004

hooterbug

Any usable item you cant think of the name of, I think.

1. Hey uh wheres that uh hooterbug that does that deal on that other thingamabobber.

by InsanityisBliss April 13, 2007