kawaii goose 

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"

kawaii goose by coolkidthatiscool May 2, 2022

Silly Goose 

When you do something so monumentally
stupid that stronger words don't have the
same effect.

Jordan forgot to do his job properly again, that silly goose.

Silly Goose by Ibbynellow May 2, 2022

Comedy Goose 

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

Comedy Goose by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.

The old goose Tiffany

Old goose by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022

Sexy goose 

A girl named Caity

Damn you a sexy goose.

Sexy goose by Bruhhisthereanynamethatsfree June 16, 2022

diego/goose 

he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation

is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)

“whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”

diego/goose by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022

Silly Goose 

A woman who flirts with you but then looses interest and rejects you once you catch feelings.

Connor: Bro, how is Lizzie doing?
Mark: No idea, she stopped snapping me. She is such a silly goose!

Silly Goose by SpicyTriangle July 28, 2022