GOONN 

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OH FUCK HES MOANING GOONN

GOONN by uwupain July 23, 2020

go on board, fuck

After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.

HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.

Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward

go on board, fuck by themilfonian March 23, 2012

You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

You go on without me by glaires April 4, 2010

cunt go on

When a girl has had so much sex her vagina needs a rest, and she cannot continue.

After sleeping with half the football offensive line this weekend, the girl exclaimed, "I cunt go on! At least not until tomorrow."

cunt go on by HOEL November 8, 2010

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

gooned by amy henwood December 28, 2005

Goonmeet 

A meeting of members of the Somethingawful Forums.

Not every member is present at a Goonmeet, usually just those who particularly know each other

Dude, check the goonmeet forum

Goonmeet by Maximillian July 2, 2003

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

gooned by nljames November 9, 2011