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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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Upstate Shot Glass

When a female excretes her feminine juices after an intense sexual intercourse session into her partners belly-button and then slurps up said juices like a shot glass after

Originating in Upstate NY specifically Rochester NY
Yo bro…Tammy gave me an Upstate Shot Glass after we did it last night
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Buttered Glass

A real Jamie Benjamin kinda move. He's a kinda chill guy, but he just straight up gets butter on his cup
Jamie has a buttered glass, what else is new
by Down with jamie January 12, 2023
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Glasses

Oh shit, hey Todd, I don't wear plastic frame glasses.
Hym "If I'm going to wear glasses it's gotta be metal frame. And always tinted. You've heard my rant about plastic right?"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2023
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Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023
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behind the glass

Something that is present or happening that you are aware of but that you can't (or choose not) to touch or be involved with.
I told the homeowner that her leaky faucet was behind the glass as a carpetenter. She should call a plumber.
by April1865 April 12, 2023
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